Scooby Doo Porno Story: The Fresh Adventures of Scooby Doo Chapter Five

Chapter
5 By Xuncu

“Hey,
Scoob, surf the channels. Maybe we get scrambled
channels.”
“Rutever.”
As Scooby flipped through
the channels, as the feed steadied, the afterimage of a well in a
field kept coming up between the channels.
“Rinfromercial,
rinfromercial, Relevangelist, ROX…”
And just as Scooby
tried to flip pas the FOX network, the image froze onto the image of
the well.
“What’s that? Scoob, jiggle the antennae.”
“Wrut’s
rat!”
As they watched, a waterlogged, decayed-looking arm
sprouted out of the well and pulled the rest if the person
up.
“ZOINKS! Wha-wha-what’s going on!”
The person
fell out of the well, a little girl with long jet-black
hair.
“AAAGH!”
Both of the Cowardly Duo scampered for
the far corner of the room and watched in horror as the girl lie
still on the “ground” onscreen fro a moment. She seemed to
glide forward until she reached the fourth wall, and she slid over
the screen’s lower edge.
“…uuuhhh… guughhhguh…”
was the sound that seemed to come from the little girl, like a last
gasp of air around bubbles blocking her windpipe. She feel into Room
302 with a wet, dull THUD. She then crawled forward at odd angles:
her back-most limb reaching over her body to roll her forward, like
some kind of demented spider.
“OH, NO! This could be it,
Scooby Doo!”
“Whimperwhimper!”
The girl
crawled forward, closer and closer, until with a fast movement, she
held Shaggy’s neck in a vicelike grip, and pinned Scooby by his
throat to the wall with a slimy foot. She moved her head close, to
within inches between theirs, and with a voice dripping with evil and
malice, she uttered:
“I’m Sadako Samarrahara, and this has
been FOX news: ‘Fair and Balanced’. Vote Republican.”
Scooby
and Shaggy fainted right away, and Sadako spider walked back into the
television, which returned to normal… on the FOX network.