7 Mentos! Hell yeah!
In northern Silent Hill in the
Alchemilla Hospital, an aging doctor with a scruffy beard and short
messy grey hair made his way through the hallway on a single crutch
and a folder in the other.
“Move it Quasimodo, the morgue is
where the stiffs are, not the Nursing staff!” House shouted
walking agrivatedly around a nurse who had a large hideous lump
emerging from her back. She let out a shriek and ran to the break
room crying. He entered his office and sat down and called his
“Am I needed for anything?”
“A NO would have
done just fine…Damned idiot.” House grumbled letting go of the
speakerphone. It had been an odd week. The first two nights dozens of
people were coming in injured, now no one had been coming in at all,
only people leaving. He thought it was curious when the morgue
suddenly cleared out of its 24 dead bodies and the nursing staff
began to break out with hunchbacks. He blamed it on the poor coffee.
He looked at the mug on his desk and smelled it.
shouldn’t drink this..” he said pouring it directly on the
carpet. He couldn’t explain it, but for some reason the entire
hospital had fallen into disrepair relatively quickly. The walls were
covered in dirt, mud and blood, the carpet was crawling with insects
and the basement had a demon in it.
“Damn lazy custodians.”
He got up and made his way to the payroll department, it was payday
after all. He knocked on the window to the accountants office and
the woman who had been working it suddenly had a large hump on her
back and her face had seemingly melted.
“Dear God it must be
contagious.” House said staring at the hideous monstrosity. With
a groan, the accountant handed him his check. He opened the envelope
and had a somewhat disappointed look.
“Figures they’d start
paying me in organs. Damn cut backs.” Suddenly the newest nurse,
the only one who hadn’t been deformed, yet, came running in
“DOCTOR HOUSE! The hospital is crawling with
monsters!” Lisa Garland shouted. House gave her a dirty look and
walked past her, bumping into another hunch back nurse.
would you!” House shouted stepping around her again and making
his way back to his office. Lisa came in after stepping around a
giant table that had started crawling around 2 days ago.
don’t tell me you haven’t noticed the odd creatures in the hallway?”
“The nurses? They were always ugly. I guess they just
stopped putting on makeup or something.”
Something horrible is going on!”
“I’ll be sure to give
you a page on your beeper when my Give a damn pills come in, oh
that’s right, I’m out and don’t plan on ordering more.” House
said going back to paperwork only to find his pen trying to bite his
hand. He threw it out the window along with his briefcase, which had
sprouted batwings. It flew off.
“I swear this place has gone
to hell with all the rust on the walls…” House grumbled going
back to his paperwork. Lisa sighed and rolled her eyes before
barricading herself in the women’s restroom.